(Pilot) Episode 2: 'Roger Stone ain't Tekashi' or 'That time Will Smith cried'

Breaking down the news and current events, in rhyme form for the week of 07/12/2020 Ok look this is how we gonna do, When we’re breaking down the weekly news on episode 2, Trump must’ve thought the White House was his throne, The way he commuted sentencing on Roger Stone, He knew he had the goods so homeboy was acting cocky, Plus he’s an OG not going out like Tekashi, Not snitching on the posse, still Shooting Trump a message, If you don’t get me out now I guess I must confess it, Even Bill Barr was like it’s not a good look dog, The consequences of your acts now will make it look wrong, But back to Coronavirus, Donald Trump was sure, That a lot of people get it but most of them are cured, It was a high number like 99% Left us looking around like where all them people went? ‘Cause states in the Sunbelt continue breaking record, It’s like the State Governor’s ain’t putting in the effort, Make you wonder why we put them into the positions, Ignoring all the science going with the intuition, Trump want the schools open pulling all the stops, Meaning if they don’t open up they’re funding stops, So he put the task out to Betsy Devos And you know it’s looking bad when they call you out on Fox, And that’s just what happened when she talked to Chris Wallace, Said the way she framed the situation was dishonest, People watching Fox news I guess she thought are fools, And they couldn’t figure out her husband owns charter schools, Trump slipping in the polls and the numbers falling fast, Look it’s 3 months later and he finally wore a mask, He tried to be cool looking with a tough stare, Walking ‘round the corner like “America, Fuck yeah,” Tried to dis Fauci but that didn’t track well, The Feds finally put the handcuffs on Ghislaine Maxwell, I hope they lock her up forever and she gets skin boils, When they came for her the cell phone was wrapped in tin foil, Said she’s a flight risk judge denied the bond, On suicide watch so the lights are always on, She ain’t sleep I on’t feel bad about it, ‘Cause Epstein was never punished and I’m mad about it, But not mad as Trump ‘cause his niece wrote a book, Into their lifestyle she gave us all a brief look, Some people like is it worth the conversation, ‘Cause it wasn’t nothing new dog only confirmation, Will Smith came and sat up at the ‘Red Table,’ Where they spoke about their marriage when the times were unstable, Jada came purposefully with one thing to clean up, She ain’t need permission doing August Alsina, DJ Akademiks called Chrissy a bitch, Nobody cared before now everybody pitching fits, Once again Black Twitter’s upset beyond rage, ‘Cause Chance the Rapper said yeah he would vote for Kanye, But once again ‘Ye had the people in they’re feelings, Because he got that loan and ain’t return that 5 million,

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